I'm not sure what a funk is but I was in one yesterday. I couldn't seem to accomplish enough ...or anything here so I went shopping. This is what I bought; I figure there's about 10,000 calories there. It helped but now...I've got to go to the gym... There's only 3.75 yards of fabric there. The top one was bought to fill 3 little frames I have. I don't think it will look good sideways so I'll think of something else.